1 00:00:28,910 --> 00:00:29,930 Come on. 2 00:00:33,670 --> 00:00:34,950 Come on. 3 00:00:39,190 --> 00:00:40,190 White bread. 4 00:00:40,470 --> 00:00:41,470 White sugar. 5 00:00:42,430 --> 00:00:43,430 Sausages. 6 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:45,210 Bacon. 7 00:00:46,190 --> 00:00:47,190 Cream. 8 00:00:48,290 --> 00:00:51,730 She'll come home one day to find her husband slumped over a chipped butty 9 00:00:51,730 --> 00:00:52,730 his heart turned to cement. 10 00:00:54,510 --> 00:00:55,510 Butty sod. 11 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:00,800 Eh? No. 12 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:39,160 I don't want people getting in with me. 13 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:42,200 Anyway, I've been waiting three quarters of an hour. 14 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:44,000 Can we go home now? 15 00:01:44,900 --> 00:01:47,760 We had to be in Hammersmith for that thermostat ten minutes ago. 16 00:01:48,340 --> 00:01:49,340 Well, let's forget it. 17 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:51,060 No! Why not? 18 00:01:52,260 --> 00:01:53,260 Because! 19 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:55,880 Is it raining? 20 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,740 You ought to be out of them things. 21 00:02:00,260 --> 00:02:01,260 Later. 22 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:03,440 What's this? 23 00:02:04,060 --> 00:02:05,160 Call me madam. 24 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:07,760 I usually do. 25 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:15,240 Why can't we go home? 26 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:17,840 Because one of us here is in charge. 27 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:19,960 Yeah, the one with wet knickers. 28 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:25,400 Thanks for coming round and dropping the keys in this morning. 29 00:02:25,820 --> 00:02:26,820 Over to you. 30 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:28,200 What's this lot be? 31 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,900 Cold cups and winter salad supreme. 32 00:02:32,140 --> 00:02:33,800 Where's the cold floor? 33 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:35,040 I'll do it. 34 00:02:37,230 --> 00:02:40,310 A coleslaw is winter salad as well as ordinary salad. 35 00:02:40,650 --> 00:02:42,130 A coleslaw is everything here. 36 00:02:42,450 --> 00:02:46,890 It's a garnish, it's a main course, and in first class it's a herbal faith 37 00:02:46,890 --> 00:02:50,490 scrub. I think the real reason is you don't have to bother to be air -sick. 38 00:02:50,730 --> 00:02:53,070 You can just put it straight in your brown paper bag. 39 00:02:54,310 --> 00:02:56,050 And to heck with the diet. 40 00:02:56,790 --> 00:02:58,470 So why did you say you'd do it then? 41 00:02:58,910 --> 00:03:00,650 What, look after next door? Well, 42 00:03:01,410 --> 00:03:05,130 I felt bad about pulling a rose bush off the wall and cutting off its roots 43 00:03:05,130 --> 00:03:07,500 and... She wanted someone to look after the dog. 44 00:03:07,780 --> 00:03:10,980 You mean farty? Thought it usually went off to the country somewhere. 45 00:03:11,420 --> 00:03:12,420 The country? 46 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:15,200 There's still trees uprooted from the last hurricane. 47 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:18,540 It's like in that house. 48 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:22,940 Sort of a cross between late contemporary and early retirement. 49 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,360 Takes me half an hour to wind the cuckoo clock. 50 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:26,580 Cuckoo clock? 51 00:03:35,690 --> 00:03:36,750 Did you peek in the bedroom? 52 00:03:37,110 --> 00:03:39,810 Of course not. But you did. I did not. You did. 53 00:03:40,230 --> 00:03:42,430 Rona, that wouldn't be right. She'd trust me. 54 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:43,690 Hmm. 55 00:03:44,550 --> 00:03:48,530 And? On her side, there's a Barbara Cartland and a box of matchmakers. 56 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:51,330 And on his side, there's a pipe cleaner and a tin of shellac. 57 00:03:52,030 --> 00:03:53,190 Or the other way round. 58 00:03:53,410 --> 00:03:55,790 True? Chicken Le Grand V. 59 00:03:56,210 --> 00:03:57,210 Oh. 60 00:03:59,350 --> 00:04:01,230 As a result, not too much trouble. 61 00:04:01,830 --> 00:04:04,090 I'll just have to sneak in with his meals while he's asleep. 62 00:04:04,390 --> 00:04:06,890 Why? Well, if he barks, he also... Oh. 63 00:04:07,690 --> 00:04:12,230 I don't know why they bother leaving him behind, really. One good wolf and he 64 00:04:12,230 --> 00:04:13,590 could fly behind the 747. 65 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:18,570 Thank God for that. 66 00:04:19,029 --> 00:04:20,870 These are no more late this week. 67 00:04:21,269 --> 00:04:22,390 Well, shouldn't we finish these? 68 00:04:24,170 --> 00:04:25,170 So -so. 69 00:04:25,670 --> 00:04:26,930 God, I'm worn out. 70 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:28,350 Oh, me too. 71 00:04:29,390 --> 00:04:31,130 Lucky Ben's doing the food tonight. 72 00:04:31,410 --> 00:04:32,410 How did you swing that? 73 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:36,800 squirmed a bit when the order came from the International Court of Human Rights, 74 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:39,300 but apart from the crying, she was fine. 75 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:43,280 Where do you think they find such tiny drumsticks? 76 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:44,680 I don't know. 77 00:04:45,420 --> 00:04:47,760 There's a mouse over there with a walking frame. 78 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:56,300 Um, too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy that it hurts. 79 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:57,440 Shut up! 80 00:04:57,480 --> 00:05:00,140 And, um, too sexy for my sister. 81 00:05:00,420 --> 00:05:02,080 Too sexy for my sister. 82 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:04,320 Your face looks like a blister. 83 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:41,140 these bags into the kitchen. Oh. 84 00:05:41,460 --> 00:05:42,460 And grow your hair. 85 00:05:45,140 --> 00:05:46,140 What? 86 00:05:47,740 --> 00:05:48,740 Oh. 87 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:50,320 What is it? 88 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:53,320 Oh. Hello, love. 89 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:54,700 What's the matter? 90 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:56,160 I'm not sure. 91 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:59,140 I've got a headache and I feel lousy. Are you hot? 92 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,000 Yeah. Have you taken anything? 93 00:06:01,460 --> 00:06:02,880 No. Why not? 94 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,580 Oh, please. I'm not well. 95 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:08,220 You need aspirin. 96 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:09,560 Just leave me alone. 97 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,000 I'll be alright. 98 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:14,100 Sure? Yeah. 99 00:06:17,820 --> 00:06:21,680 Do you want me to get you one? 100 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:23,160 Yes, please. 101 00:06:23,780 --> 00:06:26,900 Right. I didn't put this shop in the way. 102 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:28,240 I'll do it. 103 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:29,280 Thank you. 104 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:31,500 No, don't put a light on. It's too bright. 105 00:06:31,780 --> 00:06:32,780 Okay. 106 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,440 But don't shut the door. 107 00:06:35,660 --> 00:06:36,660 It's too dark. 108 00:06:37,870 --> 00:06:41,350 Turn the light on the landing on. All right. No, it's too bright. 109 00:06:42,290 --> 00:06:43,390 Still too dark. 110 00:06:44,050 --> 00:06:45,650 Try shutting the door a bit more. 111 00:06:46,650 --> 00:06:47,650 No! 112 00:06:48,410 --> 00:06:51,150 I could just stand here and turn the light on and off periodically. 113 00:06:51,830 --> 00:06:52,709 I'm sorry. 114 00:06:52,710 --> 00:06:53,710 I'm not well. 115 00:06:54,530 --> 00:06:55,530 How's that? 116 00:06:56,050 --> 00:06:57,050 Well... Good. 117 00:06:59,450 --> 00:07:04,490 Mum, it was on TV that there's a fire in the high street. No, you can't. They 118 00:07:04,490 --> 00:07:05,590 put the bodies in bags. 119 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:08,440 Get one for his bedroom. 120 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:09,860 A bag or a body? 121 00:07:10,220 --> 00:07:11,220 Don't be silly. 122 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:15,200 Well, if your father pegs out this evening, you can put him out for the bin 123 00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:16,059 I promise. 124 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:18,120 Oh, you never let me do anything good. 125 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:20,580 Oh, what's that coconut doing in here? 126 00:07:20,820 --> 00:07:21,639 Ha, ha. 127 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:22,640 It's sweet. 128 00:07:22,740 --> 00:07:25,580 I bet your chest is like dried prunes by now. 129 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:30,360 At least the bath is the same colour when I get out. 130 00:07:30,620 --> 00:07:33,260 Jenny, I need you to go to the Asian shop for some aspirin. Why? 131 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:37,220 I'm going to make them into exciting jewellery. Your father's got the flu. 132 00:07:37,620 --> 00:07:39,600 Now we'll all get it. I want it first. 133 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:43,400 Weird. Get a big bottle. I can't. I've got to get ready. 134 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:46,260 For what? I told Jason I might meet him at the precinct. 135 00:07:46,740 --> 00:07:48,080 You know what we said. 136 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:49,920 Boyfriends are all right at weekends. 137 00:07:50,300 --> 00:07:52,860 We didn't say that. And how many weeks is it to your exam? 138 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:54,920 Here it comes again. You should be studying. 139 00:07:55,340 --> 00:07:57,800 They've abolished the KGB, you know. Not in this house. 140 00:07:58,120 --> 00:07:59,120 Here's the money. 141 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:06,760 I think I went child line. Good. Tell Esther those dresses are horrible. 142 00:08:08,540 --> 00:08:12,580 I could go to the hospital and get the aspirin. Nice try, Gaggar. 143 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:16,720 What you could do is go next door and feed the door. 144 00:08:17,100 --> 00:08:18,460 I don't think so. 145 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:44,060 What did I tell you? Mother. 146 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:45,520 Come and sit down. 147 00:09:45,660 --> 00:09:48,180 Oh, no, please, not one of your talks. What do you mean? 148 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:52,200 Jenny, I want to talk to you like an adult. 149 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:56,660 You're grown up now and you have to behave like one. So do exactly as I tell 150 00:09:56,660 --> 00:09:59,400 you. It's like Oprah Winfrey joined the Nazis. 151 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:04,320 Damn, I thought that one would last at least another year. 152 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:06,060 Don't patronise me. 153 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:10,820 Two tablets every four hours. 154 00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:44,480 Brought you some aspirin. I can't swallow those. Yes, you can. 155 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:47,480 You know I can't swallow pills. 156 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,680 You've swallowed bits of pizza ten times this size. 157 00:10:51,260 --> 00:10:52,260 That's different. 158 00:10:52,580 --> 00:10:53,580 Come on, sit up. 159 00:10:54,940 --> 00:10:55,940 Put this in. 160 00:10:57,220 --> 00:10:58,240 And just swallow. 161 00:10:58,600 --> 00:10:59,600 I can't. 162 00:11:04,860 --> 00:11:06,700 Don't think about it. Just swallow. 163 00:11:11,530 --> 00:11:12,530 Oh, go ahead. 164 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,620 Dad said it was all right. When? 165 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:58,080 Just now. 166 00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,880 What exactly did you ask him? 167 00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:02,940 I said, all right, if I go out. And he said? 168 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:08,220 Well, he made a sort of, yes, sort of noise. 169 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:10,100 What did it sound like? 170 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:16,160 Sort of... Very clever. 171 00:12:16,420 --> 00:12:17,940 Now, raise my lips. 172 00:12:18,180 --> 00:12:20,500 Go upstairs and study for your exam. 173 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:21,720 You can't make me. 174 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,760 ever tell you about the girl who woke up one morning and found her hair been 175 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:27,300 backcombed into a bouffant? Oh, very funny. 176 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:31,560 Look, I've been on nights all last week. I've got no help in this house and I'm 177 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:34,320 pretty close to the edge. Something soon is going to send me right over the 178 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,320 brink. 179 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:39,240 I'll probably grow up emotionally retarded. 180 00:12:40,620 --> 00:12:41,980 And it's all your fault. 181 00:12:42,460 --> 00:12:43,460 Thank you. 182 00:13:24,910 --> 00:13:25,910 What do you think it is? 183 00:13:26,330 --> 00:13:28,350 I don't know. Perhaps you should go to the doctor. 184 00:13:28,570 --> 00:13:30,030 No. Why not? 185 00:13:30,370 --> 00:13:31,370 It might be something. 186 00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:32,810 Such as what? 187 00:13:33,710 --> 00:13:35,030 Nothing. What? 188 00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:38,710 It might be brain tumour. 189 00:13:39,050 --> 00:13:40,490 I don't think so. 190 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:41,669 Why not? 191 00:13:41,670 --> 00:13:43,410 Well, you'd have other symptoms as well. 192 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:44,790 What symptoms? 193 00:13:46,490 --> 00:13:48,470 I'm not going to tell you. Why? 194 00:13:49,290 --> 00:13:51,550 Look, just tell me what symptoms you have got. 195 00:13:53,330 --> 00:13:54,330 Headache. 196 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:56,760 Hot. Shivering. 197 00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:59,000 Lack of energy. 198 00:13:59,540 --> 00:14:00,820 It's just a virus. 199 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:02,820 Virus? What virus? 200 00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:05,120 I don't know. There's hundreds of viruses. 201 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,400 Flu, probably. 202 00:14:06,940 --> 00:14:07,940 But have they? 203 00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:09,300 Right. 204 00:14:14,260 --> 00:14:15,260 What? 205 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,740 after I've fed the kids, and you'll feel better in no time. 206 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,000 All right, go back to bed. What is it? 207 00:14:55,540 --> 00:14:56,640 Dad's blind chunks. 208 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,740 It's all right. Go to sleep, Jenny. 209 00:15:01,220 --> 00:15:02,300 What's made him say that? 210 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,400 I'm sorry. 211 00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:07,540 I could stop it now. 212 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:12,140 God, you look like death. Go to sleep. 213 00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:20,160 Are you all right now? 214 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:21,360 I'm not sure. 215 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,700 I'll move down to the sofa. 216 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:49,600 Hello? 217 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,360 laughter 218 00:17:41,350 --> 00:17:42,350 Do that, if I were you. 219 00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:50,230 Could I have a word with the pharmacy, please? 220 00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:52,470 Certainly. Mr Parrot? 221 00:17:53,110 --> 00:17:54,110 Yes? 222 00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,350 Oh, yes. 223 00:17:59,670 --> 00:18:01,390 I'm afraid they make you the head office. 224 00:18:02,410 --> 00:18:04,570 Everyone in the shop thinks it's very amusing. 225 00:18:05,310 --> 00:18:06,330 How can I help? 226 00:18:06,870 --> 00:18:08,670 Well, it's two things, actually. 227 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,300 I think my husband has some kind of virus. 228 00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:15,960 Yes? He's got headaches, loss of energy, fever. 229 00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:18,320 Well, certainly sounds like one. 230 00:18:18,540 --> 00:18:20,940 And I suppose being sick will be part of it. 231 00:18:21,260 --> 00:18:22,260 Quite probably. 232 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,060 Or it could be poisoning. 233 00:18:26,380 --> 00:18:27,380 Poisoning? 234 00:18:28,060 --> 00:18:32,200 Salmonella or some minor bacterium. Either way, aspirin should relieve the 235 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,760 symptoms. Preferably soluble. 236 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:35,800 Right. 237 00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:39,620 I suppose I could give these to a dog if I wanted to. 238 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,200 Why do you ask? 239 00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:47,240 I mean, if I hadn't any dog aspirins, it's the same thing, isn't it, and vice 240 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,360 versa? Well, pretty much, yes. 241 00:18:50,780 --> 00:18:52,500 How do you mean, vice versa? 242 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:57,660 Well, I mean, if I accidentally gave my husband a dog aspirin. 243 00:18:58,380 --> 00:19:00,560 Well, no, there's no substantial difference. 244 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,160 One won't have any effect. 245 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:05,780 You were thinking of just the one. 246 00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:07,379 Oh, yes. 247 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,380 Good. 248 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,020 You said there were two things. 249 00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:14,500 Oh, yes. Do you have anything for flatulence? For your husband? 250 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:18,940 No, it's for... It's for me. 251 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,160 I see. 252 00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:24,220 And when does this flatulence occur? 253 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:32,260 Um... When I make a noise and when I get excited. 254 00:19:35,950 --> 00:19:36,950 See what I can do. 255 00:19:41,490 --> 00:19:43,370 You've got a lot to answer for. 256 00:19:47,570 --> 00:19:54,550 How long 257 00:19:54,550 --> 00:19:56,090 do you think Ben will be off work? 258 00:19:56,650 --> 00:19:57,650 God knows. 259 00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,490 He always exaggerates. 260 00:19:59,770 --> 00:20:03,530 He doesn't really believe I feel anything when I'm ill. He thinks 261 00:20:03,530 --> 00:20:04,750 some kind of painkiller. 262 00:20:06,090 --> 00:20:07,530 It'd be different if they had the children. 263 00:20:07,950 --> 00:20:10,430 Ben would need an epidural to get through the conception. 264 00:20:12,910 --> 00:20:14,850 I think he's really ill. 265 00:20:15,070 --> 00:20:16,070 Oh, yes. 266 00:20:16,430 --> 00:20:17,810 He just hasn't got any patience. 267 00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:20,510 Oh, I'm sorry. 268 00:20:21,010 --> 00:20:23,370 I didn't get a wink of sleep last night. 269 00:20:23,610 --> 00:20:24,609 Oh, yes. 270 00:20:24,610 --> 00:20:25,610 Oh, not that. 271 00:20:26,130 --> 00:20:28,750 Coming off nights, my body clock's still slow. 272 00:20:29,070 --> 00:20:30,830 Never stopped you giving it a good whine? 273 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:34,990 This job's playing havoc with my love life. 274 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,740 Ralph Lundgren's body was in front of me right now. I wouldn't know whether to 275 00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:40,420 grope it or put an onion ring on it. 276 00:20:40,780 --> 00:20:43,060 Either way, it will make your eyes water eventually. 277 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:44,880 Bill. 278 00:20:44,980 --> 00:20:48,060 Oh, I didn't get much sleep either. What with Ben and that awful thunder. 279 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:51,080 Thunder? You must have heard it. It was awful. 280 00:20:51,580 --> 00:20:53,700 I was reading till five o 'clock. I didn't hear a thing. 281 00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:55,600 Well, you must have seen the lightning. 282 00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,340 Shut up! 283 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:03,560 You do realise this is supposed to be pear and almond ambrosia? 284 00:21:04,060 --> 00:21:05,060 Oh, no. 285 00:21:05,830 --> 00:21:06,890 Seventy cold floors. 286 00:21:07,370 --> 00:21:08,810 What flight is it, Bea? 287 00:21:09,090 --> 00:21:10,370 Charles de la Palma. 288 00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:12,830 Oh, I'll stick cherries on the top they'll never notice. 289 00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:18,450 Bill? 290 00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:19,810 Is that you? 291 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:22,670 Yes. How are you feeling? 292 00:21:23,030 --> 00:21:24,070 I was sick again. 293 00:21:24,430 --> 00:21:25,430 Oh, dear. 294 00:21:25,650 --> 00:21:26,650 Twice. 295 00:21:28,050 --> 00:21:29,050 Apart from that? 296 00:21:29,350 --> 00:21:30,410 Still got a headache. 297 00:21:30,810 --> 00:21:32,950 Oh. Well, not better yet. 298 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,990 Did you take the proper aspirin I left you? 299 00:21:35,340 --> 00:21:36,340 Proper aspirin. 300 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:37,560 Soluble aspirin? 301 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,760 No. Well, what have you eaten? 302 00:21:40,220 --> 00:21:42,380 I didn't feel like making anything. 303 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:45,460 I suppose you want me to make you something. 304 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:46,840 Yes, please. 305 00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:51,700 Look, Ben, you've got to start taking responsibility for your own health. 306 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,280 You've just got a virus. You're not dying. 307 00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:55,940 Oh, no, I'm sorry. 308 00:21:57,220 --> 00:21:58,220 All right. 309 00:21:58,820 --> 00:22:01,180 I'll make you some soup after I've fed the dog. 310 00:22:01,660 --> 00:22:02,660 After the dog? 311 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:03,800 Yes. 312 00:22:04,620 --> 00:22:05,620 special for him. 313 00:22:07,340 --> 00:22:08,340 Mum? 314 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:14,500 What? 315 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:19,340 You were right about my exams. 316 00:22:20,820 --> 00:22:23,560 I've shared studies so I can get my GCSEs. 317 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:24,920 What's brought this on? 318 00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:31,520 Just, if I don't get them, I could be stuck in a dead -end job like yours. 319 00:22:33,930 --> 00:22:35,170 Sorry, I didn't mean to... No, it's all right. 320 00:22:35,890 --> 00:22:38,050 It is a dead -end job. I hate it. 321 00:22:39,290 --> 00:22:40,990 But I'm glad you've noticed by yourself. 322 00:22:42,590 --> 00:22:43,590 Thanks. 323 00:22:43,850 --> 00:22:45,790 And I can still see Jason at weekends, can't I? 324 00:22:46,110 --> 00:22:47,110 Of course. 325 00:22:49,090 --> 00:22:51,870 The dead body underneath you will be mine. 326 00:23:18,180 --> 00:23:19,180 Well, 327 00:23:20,540 --> 00:23:21,560 he'll be all right, Dad. 328 00:23:22,020 --> 00:23:23,020 Where's your son? 329 00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:24,860 They're coming. 330 00:23:25,660 --> 00:23:26,539 This way. 331 00:23:26,540 --> 00:23:27,540 Thank you. 332 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,620 So, what do you think the trouble is? 333 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:33,920 Could we talk? 334 00:23:34,860 --> 00:23:36,180 Oh, right. Upstairs, kids. 335 00:23:36,580 --> 00:23:37,580 Why? 336 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,140 I'll play you a game, boy. 337 00:23:43,820 --> 00:23:45,800 Well, the symptoms are quite straightforward. 338 00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:48,580 Sickness, fever, lack of energy. It could be a virus. 339 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:49,840 Oh. 340 00:23:50,620 --> 00:23:54,500 I have to ask you to consider the possibility that, well, 341 00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,840 it might be kinder to put him down. 342 00:24:00,180 --> 00:24:03,100 What? Well, Rufus is a very old dog. 343 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:09,280 Your neighbor has known that his digestive system has been, well, ailing 344 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:10,280 some time. 345 00:24:10,410 --> 00:24:13,430 I did warn her that a bad virus could lead to kidney failure. 346 00:24:13,830 --> 00:24:14,830 But it'll get better. 347 00:24:14,930 --> 00:24:18,870 Well, even if he does partially recover, he'll be in constant pain and distress. 348 00:24:19,570 --> 00:24:22,250 Look, I'll give him a painkilling injection for now. 349 00:24:22,830 --> 00:24:24,070 Leave you to have a think. 350 00:24:25,990 --> 00:24:26,990 Right. 351 00:24:28,750 --> 00:24:29,750 Ben? 352 00:24:29,930 --> 00:24:31,310 Oh, we can't. We can't do that. 353 00:24:31,630 --> 00:24:32,710 Well, you heard what he said. 354 00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:34,270 It's not even ours. 355 00:24:34,770 --> 00:24:36,270 What are you going to tell her when she gets back? 356 00:24:36,490 --> 00:24:38,690 Hello, have a nice holiday. We could use your dog. Tea, anyone? 357 00:24:40,940 --> 00:24:44,300 days before she gets back. We can't leave him in pain all that time. 358 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:47,600 Ben. 359 00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:50,500 What if it was me? 360 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,200 It isn't you. 361 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:58,200 No. What if this wasn't just flu and it was me dying in the next room? What 362 00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,200 would you do then? 363 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,160 You wouldn't, would you? 364 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:07,660 I'm going to tell him to go ahead. 365 00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:10,620 It's all we can do for Rufus now. 366 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:13,700 Can we come down now? 367 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:15,560 Sure. 368 00:25:16,740 --> 00:25:20,000 Dad, what's going to happen to Farty? 369 00:25:20,780 --> 00:25:24,660 Well, I expect he's going away to the country to be looked after. 370 00:25:25,740 --> 00:25:26,740 Right, Dad? 371 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,800 Thanks, Jen, but I think your brother's old enough now to be told the truth. 372 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:36,560 The fact of the matter is he's going to have to be put down. 373 00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:38,500 Why? 374 00:25:41,389 --> 00:25:45,390 Because... Because your mother is a dog murderer. 375 00:25:57,170 --> 00:25:58,230 Bedtime now. 376 00:26:03,410 --> 00:26:04,630 You too, Jenny. 377 00:26:07,390 --> 00:26:08,390 Good night. 378 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:17,680 say to them? 379 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,440 Nothing. Well, you must have said something. 380 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,420 I didn't explain it very well, sorry. 381 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:26,260 How are you feeling now? 382 00:26:26,820 --> 00:26:29,100 Oh, better, much better. I'm thinking of going back to work tomorrow. 383 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:30,520 Oh, good. 384 00:26:33,980 --> 00:26:36,160 I'm not looking forward to telling Mrs Grimes. 385 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:40,940 Well, we've got ten days to sit down and talk about how you're going to tell 386 00:26:40,940 --> 00:26:41,899 her. 387 00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:42,980 I'm going to tell her? 388 00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:45,060 Well, you did it. We both did it. 389 00:26:46,550 --> 00:26:50,530 I've asked the vet to, you know, hang on to the body. 390 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:52,810 They might want to do something with him. 391 00:26:53,310 --> 00:26:54,310 What, what? 392 00:26:54,510 --> 00:26:57,610 Well, they've got pipe cleaners and a tin of shellac. 393 00:26:59,330 --> 00:27:00,990 I don't think that's very funny. 394 00:27:01,890 --> 00:27:02,890 Neither do I. 395 00:27:04,450 --> 00:27:08,510 At least it seems to have cured David of his obsession with death. 396 00:27:09,190 --> 00:27:11,790 He's never been the same since you took him to see the Addams family. 397 00:27:12,950 --> 00:27:13,950 No. 398 00:27:16,810 --> 00:27:17,810 I've been thinking. 399 00:27:19,910 --> 00:27:21,190 You hate that bloody job. 400 00:27:21,610 --> 00:27:22,730 Business is good for me. 401 00:27:23,290 --> 00:27:25,670 So why don't you pack it in and stay at home like the old days? 402 00:27:26,370 --> 00:27:28,470 Do you mean the good old days? 403 00:27:28,870 --> 00:27:29,870 Yeah. 404 00:27:32,150 --> 00:27:34,210 No, I don't think so. 405 00:27:35,510 --> 00:27:38,430 I think I'll stay there till I work out what I really want to do. 406 00:27:39,370 --> 00:27:40,370 Just a thought. 407 00:27:43,390 --> 00:27:45,350 You never did answer my question, though, did you? 408 00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:46,760 What question? 409 00:27:46,820 --> 00:27:50,080 If I was ill and you had to make the decision. 410 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:54,080 Oh, Ben, don't be so morbid. Oh, come on, I want to know. 411 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:58,120 If that light switch was my life support system, what would you do? 412 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:11,620 Oh, the body's gone stiff already.